The Reality of homework \\ The Reality series #1

Okay, we all know about the humongous homework we get from school and how it takes us forever to finish it (let’s not leave the pending work here), right? Welcome to the reality series: The reality lies behind sugarcoating.

Note: This post was written on May 2nd.

It’s Anjali, THE JOLLY SPACE’s newest member! This is my very first post and I am kind of nervous lol. Anyways, I have got many great ideas for the upcoming posts! From this post on, I will be starting a series called “The Reality” series where I will discuss the realities of this world. I don’t mean to make it offensive. I just want to do it for fun 🙂

This post is the first in the series and is called: The Reality of homework. This is such a roastable topic as it’s been about a month since offline school started. Let’s start with the typical homework.

THE HOMEWORK WE ALL KNOW AND ARE FORCED TO DO (OR ELSE WE’LL END UP IN JAIL) [jk]

You know how you all hate me, homework? I mean you go home and you just gotta do the thing. Write some letters, numbers, symbols and there! You’re all done! Why make a huge fuss about me?
You’re leaving something in between.
Yeah but there’s nothing bad about it. So why make a big deal about-
CAN YOU JUST SHUT UP OR SOMETHING? I AM TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH. NOT BORE THEM.
Ok, fine, whatever. Let’s see what you have to ramble about.
OOF! Now I can start.
So you go to school in your best fit, eager to catch the latest gossip, and when you come home, you’re like: meh…today was so BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. I wanna live. I don’t want this homework…. *groaning sounds*
Just admit it, you’re horrible at this.
Just shut your mouth up. People know what I mean-
Or do they?
Let’s ignore homework, Jollies.
*clears throat* Where was I? Oh yeah! You come home from school, empty your backpack, and there! A huge pile of homework to get through! But you love to procrastinate! Don’t you?
And I am sitting alone inside the backpack, weeping and waiting to be touched and gotten through.
*eyes homework*
*continues the post*
You decide to leave the homework *in Harry Styles’s voice* as it wasssss. You procrastinate till dinner (or maybe till evening if you’re not like me-) and that’s when you finally realize that you have a lot of homework to do. Plus, there’s a class test tomorrow.
Then you finally pick up one subject-
Was waiting for this moment!
*keeps ignoring*
“Oh, the same stupid maths,” you say. After solving 2-3 word problems of Integers, you give up and google the answers to make the process quick because you believe that you have understood the topic so why waste your time solving the questions on your own? You are only able to get through 3 subjects when your mom calls you for dinner.
Like you couldn’t be quick enough.
Why do you care?
Because of the feeling when those red marks of the pen are crossed over my body, my skin tickles and I kid you not, it’s the BEST FEELING EV-
Why did I think including you in this post would make it funnier-
You are dead inside but you are also happy. I mean, need to say anything else to explain this feeling?
Yes! I wanna know what is so bad about me.
You capture our soul, put it in an abandoned mansion, and completely destroy it.
I DO NOT-
CONTINUING…you eat your dinner and watch a movie. Perhaps half of it but you do watch something, right?
Then you kind of start another subject’s homework but when you’re in the middle of finishing it, you think, “Oh! There’s also the test and this would take time…”
AND THAT’S WHEN THE MASTER PLAN CLICKS IN YOUR HEAD.
Oh, I know what’s coming.
You decide to finish the last bits of homework at school and prepare for the test!
I told you so.
But then you know what happens? You start preparing for the test and even prepare 80% for it but then sleep kicks in. You do the night stuff (brushing your teeth, etc.) and go to sleep.
Meanwhile, the next day at school, you go to the topper in the class, beg them to let you borrow their notebook and that’s where the race starts. YOU TRY YOUR HARDEST TO FINISH ALL THE HOMEWORK.
At last…you finish me.
You know I could make up an excuse that I forgot my notebook too, right?
Don’t you dare cross your limits.
OOPS. I already DID.
Good job 💀😭
Even after you’ve managed to finish all the subject’s homework, you forget to prepare the remaining 20% for the maths test. During the test, you sit with a topper or behind a topper, you make up a plan to cheat with him\her and that’s how you end up getting around 18 out of 20 marks.
Just great-
Then the same process repeats.
THE TORTURE I HAVE TO GO THROUGH.
‘scuse me, you mean…torture we have to go through?
No, not that-
Blah blah blah! There you go again with the stupid little reasons of yours-

Oof! Homework really annoyed us in this post, didn’t it?! I hope you all enjoyed this post! I really worked hard on this post and I plan to post more relatable posts on this blog! Thank you, Jollies, for spending your time reading this post! See y’all pretty soon! ♡

9 thoughts on “The Reality of homework \\ The Reality series #1

  1. Congrats on publishing your first post on TJS, Anjali!
    I really enjoyed reading this a lot! Yes, we all hate homework.
    Thinking about it, in high school we didn’t really get that much homework, we just had annoying assignments and projects to do that would ruin all my mood😅

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  2. NO BUT I LOVE THIS POST TOO MUCH OK?? I’M LITERALLY OBSESSED, I’VE READ AND RE-READ IT FAR TOO MANY TIMES AT THIS POINT AND JUST CAN’T GET ENOUGH!! I LOVE the featured image AND YOUR WRITING (PERFECTION) and homework (i mean THE CHARACTER OBVIOUSLY) AND I AM LITERALLY DYING FOR MORE 😭😭 also yes homework is CRIMINAL AND TORTUROUS AND am so proud of you FOR SHOWING IT ITS RIGHTFUL PLACE!! ❤❤ OH AND DID I MENTION I NEED MORE OF YOUR POSTS?????

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    1. 911: hello its 911. what’s your emergency??
      me: *sobs* HOW THE HELL DO YOU EVEN LIKE A COMMENT 809400965990976009560 TIMES??!!!! *wails*
      911: …

      YOURE TOO KIND GURL! I-
      THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING THIS POST AND COMMENTING ON THIS POST. LIKE IT LITERALLY MADE MY WHOLE YEAR. WHEN I JOINED THIS BLOG, I THOUGHT PEOPLE WONT EVEN LIKE MY POSTS AND THINK IT AS BORING AND STUPID BUT YOU-
      YOU ARE SUCH A SWEETIEEEEEEE!
      AND I WILL POST MORE OF THIS CATEGORY. I HAVE ONE POST COMING UP FOR SOME OTHER POSTS. ITS CALLED THE REALITY OF CANTEEN. I CANT WAIT FOR YOU TO READ THAT POST AND MANY COMING IN THE FUTURE. ILY SO MUCH.

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